Read the charge sheets for the six usual suspects
Bob the Rasta: Peace loving Bob; the first ever Caribbean born penguin. Spends his daze “jammin’ with the band”. Smiling Bob promotes “Life, Love and unity”…you’re not likely to meet a more chilled out penguin.
Angus: Angus doesn’t get to see much daylight; he spends most of the time in his bedroom practicing guitar riffs and head banging to his favourite bands, Slipknot & Limp Bizkit.Angus’ ambition is to be the first ever penguin to grow long hair.
Ice P: Ice is from the Bronx, downtown Brooklyn, Greenland. Ice and his homes like to play ruff. The original P raps from the hip, tells it like it is, and owns more gold chains than Puff Daddy.
John the Punk: Green haired Johns misspent youth involved piercing his beak and becoming a roadie for the Sex Pistols.Since then John has spent his time lecturing the local Eskimos on the benefits of anarchy.
Disco Dirk: Close friend of the bee-gees, and three times running Icelandic disco dancing champion.Always dressed immaculately, sporting fly shades and perfectly spherical fro. This character is the original super smooth ladies man.
Skeeter: Extreme sports expert and all round “radical dude” Skeeter likes to live life on the edge. Skeeter’s all-time hero is undoubtedly Tony Hawks, and his life long ambition is do the perfect 1080.
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